All entries below are from westeroshigh. Above are later in canon, from westerosu.

 ((posted the same day Sandor wakes up))

Busted up my hand and got kicked off the baseball team. WHATEVER, they were lookin' to toss my ass, anyway. Way too cutting edge for those assholes. It'll be mad weak without me, I'm the best fuckin' pitcher this school ever had. 

So, I'm like all about the swim team now, once my hand heals. Guess I gotta like, spend my time studying now. LAWL. 

Also, being home is AWESOME. 

((And I don't expect Sandor to know WTF he's talking about. He's being cryptic.))

 I guess you have some retarded idea about why I did it. Sansa will prolly be pissed if he does something stupid so like...look out for him and shit. 

((I've been tossing around whether or not to write this entry. I finally decided that even Theon has moments of self awareness so...here goes))

( Emo kraken is emo )

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( family time )


I mean, I guess it's better if I wait till thanksgiving to leave. Fucking Clegane will think I'm running away FROM SOMETHING THAT'S NOT EVEN TRUE. UGH.

Whatever, I don't have to explain myself to anyone.

And fuck fucking Asha twice.

I was all up on Southparkstudios.com this morning and I watched The List again, which is an awesome episode and then I was like...why not make a list of the hottest chicks in school, like those chicks did about the south park dudes? So here's my list. It's in order but they're all mad bangable. I didn't use any chicks I've already hooked up with cause like...old news, lulz.

1.Cersei
2.Arianne
3.Sansa
4.Elia
5.Tyene
6.Lyanna
7.Margaery
8.Catelyn
9.Dacey
10.Daenerys

So, what's your list?

Oh yeah, and ecstasy and acid are fucking awesome but I can't remember shit. And Sandor Clegane is a badass dude. Gotta introduce me to those metal chicks, Sandor. I'll like wash your car for a month or something.

LULZ.

Fucking shit motherfucking cocksuckers asswipe cunty fuckface whores

MAN.

Never try. Just like...never try.

( motherfucking iambic pentameter )

You must select ten songs that you like right now.
You may not explain anything about their signifigance to you in your entry.
People may comment on this meme, but only by pointing out a specific song and saying "I love that song!".
Anyone who comments must make their own playlist.
When responding to specific comments you may explain your choices, but are under no obligation to do so.
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Theon Is Fucking Awesome And Has The Best Taste In Music Ever

1. Who's Your Daddy -Necro
2. Heartless -Kanye West
3. Best I Ever Had -Drake
4. Blame It (On The Alcohol) -Jamie Foxx
5. Lucifer -Jay Z
6. It's Hard Out Here For A Pimp -3 6 Mafia
7. Go Go Gadget Flow -Lupe Fiasco
8. Baby Got Back -Sir Mix A Lot
9. Kim -Eminem
10. Come Sail Away -The Styx, as performed by Eric Cartman 

Man, it's so awesome that Ari obviously likes me now and shit. Makes sense. Clegane's like burnt burger and I'm a fucking filet mignon. It would have been badass to dance with her and break everyone's brain but whatever. Shae's like...paid for anyway.

The weirdest part? I think I could be like...friends with Ari. I used to think she was too much like Asha to chill with. Too much of a bitch, ya know? But chilling with her was kind of like chillin wit Robb.